War poetry :: English Literature

war poetryI come from Wooburn common. Somebody had to. When we first moved hereit seemed an alright place. There are plenty of fields for sport and arresting views. But these mild advantages are swamped by a thousandand i disadvantages. For example, I still, after four years ofliving here, am feeler to terms with the fact that Im the only saneperson in this village. regular(a) my family seem to be a little on theinsane cheek after living here, but I cant say I blasted them. The onlyentertainment there is dodging the many vicious animals when you goon walks and trying not to get lost in the uncountable sum up of treesand wooded areas. Its enough to drive any atomic number 53 madOne of the inhabitants of Wooburn Common is softheaded dog man. He hassomewhere in the region of 15 dogs which he talks to, not to mentionhimself, regularly. He is a tall, gangly man, with grey greased backhair and always wears, rain or shine, his dark green rain Mac andWellington boots. One day, cha mpion of his beloved dogs decided to leave apackage for us, on our lawn for my atomic number 91 to find. We were unaware atfirst whose dog did the deed but we do by it as a one off. As wewere ab divulge to find out this was not the case. Everyday a fresh one waslaid we regular(a) put a sign up saying please do not allow your dog tofoul on our verge, or we may have to return the favor. It was nogood, the poo just kept approach path (by flat mostly on the sign itself)until operation pooper scoop was initiated. A whole day I spent in mysisters car at the end of drive with a pair of binoculars waiting forthe now named phantom pooper to arrive. Time dragged on, but as Iwas about to travel to it a day, crazy dog man decided to show his face,dogs and all. It was horrific One or two of the dogs had diarrhea,but I consoled myself by learned that I had caught the culprit. Itwasnt long before I told my dad. He went, besides a bright scarletcolour, mad, but managed to coolly and calmly place one of the manyexcretory products in to an envelope and posted through the recipientsletter box A punishment well deserved but events alike(p) this onehappen regularly in wooburn common and although reasonably funny, the routine of them happening again and again every week is definitelynot.If you sleep with in Wooburn common you have to accept that the main bulk of